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Grenade Carb Killa Caramel Chaos High Protein Bar

Grenade Carb Killa Caramel Chaos High Protein Bar

This is chaos. This is not what caramel bar should taste like. And this is not what you should bother at all. At ease!

I personally pretty like Grenade brand. However, some of their bars are brilliant, like White Chocolate Salted Peanut. And some of them are just fair, like White Chocolate Cookie. That’s why relying on them in 100% is pretty hard. Sometimes you pick any of them and you win, other time – you lose. You know, it’s like at war – not every battle is the winning one. And this one, with Grenade Carb Killa Caramel Chaos bar, you’ll most likely lose.

Grenade Carb Killa Caramel Chaos High Protein Bar

You may think you dominate that battle, as this bar smells pretty lovely. There’s a caramel aroma in it, on a par with salted scent. It’s really tempting. And while you want to attack it, then something starts to crack. A not so softish from the outside bar is somewhat softy inside. It shouldn’t make any problem with biting into this protein bar. However, this snack is middling chewy and tries to stick to the teeth. It’s also a bit dryish, so a sip or two may be needed now and then. And then you start wondering if you should give it a try.

And once you don’t do it, you won’t get to know what it’s like. You do it then and you realise it wasn’t the best idea.

This Grenade bar has a noticeable bitter taste.


There’s a bit of caramel too, but there’s no milk chocolate to be found here. Moreover, a flat taste doesn’t make an overall experience any better. So, as you may assume, this snack won’t make its way as a sweet protein treat. This is the moment you realise it wasn’t the best move.

So the question is: do I want another serving after the first one? And once I asked that question myself, I already knew the answer: I don’t. And don’t.

For strategists who love numbers here are some of them. A 60g bar has 214 kcal, 7.9g of fat, only 13.5g of carbs (including only 1.4g of sugar) and a pretty nice 23.2g of protein. Not bad after all. The ingredients list contains only palm fat from the items I don’t like and it’s really fair.

Can it be the finest protein bar on the go? It can’t, as it’s some heavy artillery instead of a light battalion. So it’s not that kind of unit.

This is chaos. Caramel chaos.


Grenade Carb Killa Caramel Chaos High Protein Bar tells it all. It tells the truth. There’s huge chaos when it comes to its taste. Instead of caramel, there’s bitterish chaos. And it’s fair from being appetising, not telling about being sweet and satisfying. Add to that just fair ingredients and poor overall experience (where’s my rice and chicken?) and you get the perspective of that battle. Lost one.

Will I ever go back to this Grenade protein bar? As I don’t like too much chaos in my life, I definitely will not go back to this bar (and this Grenade one neither). And I don’t like bitter snacks too.

  • Smell 8.5
    8.5/10
  • Outer firmness 5
    5/10
  • Inner firmness 5.5
    5.5/10
  • Taste 4
    4/10
  • Moistness 6
    6/10
  • Nutrients 7.4
    7.4/10
  • Ingredients 5
    5/10
  • Overall experience 5
    5/10

OUR RATE: FAIR

There’s huge chaos when it comes to the taste of this protein bar. Instead of caramel, there’s bitterish chaos. And it’s fair from being appetising, not telling about being sweet and satisfying. Add to that just fair ingredients and poor overall experience (where’s my rice and chicken?) and you get the perspective of that battle. Lost one.

Overall
5.8/10
5.8/10
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Pros

Only 1.4g of sugar per bar (60g serving)

Cons

Pretty bitterish taste

It won’t make its way as a sweet treat

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