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Cookie Madness Creamy Cookie Crumb Monster Protein Cookie

Cookie Madness Creamy Cookie Crumb Monster Protein Cookie

This is not a protein cookie I’d want to eat even once a month. And honestly, I wasn’t able to eat the entire serving of it, i.e. two cookies. And I can’t recommend it to anybody. It’s just such a monster, literally.

Have you ever seen these cookies anywhere on sale? Like online or in a regular store? Neither have I. And I think I know the reason for that. These cookies are so specific customers could made a decision not to buy them. And they disappeared from the offer of many, many retailers. Honestly, after Banana Chunky Monkey protein cookie from this range, I wouldn’t buy any more of them. And this Cookie Madness Creamy Cookie Crumb Monster confirms me in the belief that it’s not a bad idea to follow it.

Cookie Madness Creamy Cookie Crumb Monster Protein Cookie
Cookie Madness Creamy Cookie Crumb Monster Protein Cookie

All right, let’s do that. This protein cookie doesn’t smell good. It has a scent of vanilla with an addition of that specific, ‘American’ aroma of sweetish protein powder. It’s pretty hard to describe it more precisely, but once you smell it, you will know what I mean. What I can do, however, is to tell you it’s nothing pleasant or inviting. Anyway, a somewhat tough on the outside, this protein cookie is softish on the inside. Also, it’s not chewy at all, but it’s a bit sticky. And its moistness is OK. So go and bite into it, if you’re brave enough. And you’ll need a lot of self-denial to do that, as this protein cookie is…

A bizarre combination of flavours. It’s a Madness.


If I had to describe the flavour of this cookie in one word, it would be ‘bizarre’. If I had to do that in more than one word, jowever, it would go like this. It’s a flavour combination of bitterness, sweetness and protein. Don’t ask me how it is possible, but this protein cookie proves it is. It delivers a bizarre flavour experience and it’s nothing you’d want to try on your own. It’s ‘middling’ pleasant or enjoyable. Oh, did I mention there’s not much of Cookies & Cream flavour in it? And it’s not sweet? And it’s not satisfying in any way? Didn’t I? Oh, sorry, then. Now, I do.

Do I want another serving of this Cookie Madness after the first one? Wait, what? Well, I wasn’t able to eat the entire serving of these cookies (there are two medium-sized cookies in one serving). There’s still more than half a cookie left and I actually don’t know what to do with it… Well, where’s the bin?

Cookie Madness Creamy Cookie Crumb Monster Protein Cookie

It’s Madness. Also, when it comes to the macros of these cookies. A single serving of two cookies (106g all together) is a real calorie bomb. It delivers 418 kcal, 15.6g of fat, 49g of carbs (of which 15.7g of sugar) and only 20.5g of protein… The ingredients list could be a bit better as well, as it contains added sugar.

Do I need to say it’s rather not the finest protein cookie on the go?

This is Cookies & Cream Madness. Without Cookies & Cream flavour.


Cookie Madness Creamy Cookie Crumb Monster Protein Cookie

Cookie Madness Creamy Cookie Crumb Monster Protein Cookie is real madness. These are cookies you’d definitely don’t want to have. And the cookies that are on the best way to smash your diet if you’ll decide otherwise. Oh, and they could be just ‘a bit’ tastier, I guess. Therefore, stay away from them. For your own sake.

Will I ever go back to these Cookie Madness protein cookies? Well…

  • Smell 5
    5/10
  • Outer firmness 5
    5/10
  • Inner firmness 6.5
    6.5/10
  • Taste 2.5
    2.5/10
  • Moistness 7
    7/10
  • Nutrients 3.2
    3.2/10
  • Ingredients 5.5
    5.5/10
  • Overall experience 2
    2/10

OUR RATE: MEDIOCRE

This is real madness. These are cookies you’d definitely don’t want to have. And the cookies that are on the best way to smash your diet if you’ll decide otherwise. Oh, and they could be just ‘a bit’ tastier, I guess. Therefore, stay away from them. For your own sake.

Overall
4.6/10
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Pros

It contains natural vanilla flavour

It contains organic honey

Cons

It could be much, much tastier

It’s a caloric bomb

It contains sugar castor

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