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Battle Oats Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip

Battle Oats Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip

It’s hard to recommend this protein cookie to anybody. It’s flavourless, it’s bland and it’s dryish. And it has terrible ingredients too. BOOM!

It’s not a fussiness. It’s an experience. After all those protein cookies I reviewed so far, I can tell straight away which one is worth your hard earned money and which one is not. The other Battle Oats protein cookie I reviewed recently, Double Chocolate, was only fair. And it was not worth your attention too much. However, this one is worse than that. With a final score of 4.8/10 pts, it’s nothing you should be concerned about.

Battle Oats Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip
Battle Oats Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip

I was not so excited about this cookie since I smelled it. Instead of having a pleasant, chocolate chip aroma, it’s fragrant is like porridge oats. And that’s it, nothing else. Well, it’s definitely not too inviting or appealing. A pretty soft on the outside, this protein cookie is also soft and crumbly on the inside. Therefore, no problem with biting into it. A not too chewy cookie is, however, significantly sticky. And that combination of crumbling and sticking should encourage you to have a sip while eating it.

Oats, oats everywhere. What a battle.


I was slightly struggling of having a battle while eating this cookie. The thing is, it’s not too tasty. All I was able to detect was a flavour of oats. And that’s it. No chocolate chip flavour. Or even chocolate alone. Or anything else. Just oats, oats everywhere. This makes this cookie bland in taste. And not too flavourish, of course. How about sweetness? Well, not here. How about the satisfaction of eating it? Well, again, wrong address. Eventually, it’s not good when it comes to the flavour experience.

Am I fancy another serving of this Battle Oats protein cookie after the first one? Not at all. It’s not tasty. It doesn’t even have a touch of other than oats flavours. And I’m not the greatest fan of tasteless anything. Therefore, one serving of it is much more than enough for me.

Battle Oats Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip

Any chance for this cookie in its macros? Well, I don’t think so. It’s only not so bad, as there’s 237 kcal in a 60g cookie. Also, there’s 24g of carbs (including 9.6g of sugar) and a modest 10.2g of protein. Not too terrible. However, the ingredients list contains added sugar, palm oil and glucose syrup.

And that’s why it can’t be the finest protein cookie on the go.

A tasteless snack with a modest amount of protein.


Battle Oats Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip

It may sound pretty silly, but this Battle Oats Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip fails in most essential departments. Firstly, with only 10g of protein, it’s hard to call it a proper ‘protein cookie’. Secondly, it’s basically tasteless, so it’s hard to call it a tasty one. Thirdly, with added sugar and palm oil in the ingredients, it’s pretty far from being (at least somewhat) healthy. Therefore, I’m pretty far from recommending it to anybody. Could it go even worse?

Will I ever go back to this Battle Oats protein cookie? No chances for that. For the reasons I mentioned above.

  • Smell 4
    4/10
  • Outer firmness 6
    6/10
  • Inner firmness 6.5
    6.5/10
  • Taste 3.5
    3.5/10
  • Moistness 6
    6/10
  • Nutrients 4.8
    4.8/10
  • Ingredients 3.5
    3.5/10
  • Overall experience 4
    4/10

OUR RATE: MEDIOCRE

It may sound pretty silly, but this Battle Oats Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip fails in most essential departments. Firstly, with only 10g of protein, it’s hard to call it a proper ‘protein cookie’. Secondly, it’s basically tasteless, so it’s hard to call it a tasty one. Thirdly, with added sugar and palm oil in the ingredients, it’s pretty far from being (at least somewhat) healthy. Therefore, I’m pretty far from recommending it to anybody. Could it go even worse?

Overall
4.8/10
4.8/10
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Pros

n/a

Cons

It doesn’t taste good (or it’s tasteless)

It contains added sugar

It contains palm oil

It contains glucose syrup

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