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Macro Munch Really Rocky Road Flavour High Protein Bar

Macro Munch Really Rocky Road Flavour High Protein Bar

LOL! This protein bar looks like an opossum mother with her little opossum kids on her back! So cute! And it’s also a pretty delicious bar! If only ingredients list would be slightly shorter than a rocket user guide.

Let’s start from this. Look at this bar’s photo.

Macro Munch Really Rocky Road Flavour High Protein Bar
Macro Munch Really Rocky Road Flavour High Protein Bar

And then look at the photo of opossum mother with her little opossum kids on her back.

Opossums

They are so similar, aren’t they? 😀

All right, let’s leave these poor opossums family alone. And let’s come back to Rocky Road! Just as a reminder. Rocky road is a type of candy bar, that is made of melted chocolate that is mixed with some goodies like marshmallow and nuts. So, is it justified to expect something similar here, in this protein bar? We guess so! Notably, another bar from Macro Munch range (by Bulk Powders, by the way) turned out to be delicious! Magnificent Millionaires Shortbread Flavour was fantastic, but due to its poor ingredients didn’t make its way to our TOP 3 ranking. But to our hearts it did, indeed.

And here it is. Macro Munch Really Rocky Road Flavour High Protein Bar. It smells like… nothing special, actually. It’s more like overall sweetness. A pleasant one, but not too intense. Therefore, we were not too excited when it comes to pre-degustation expression. Anyway, this protein treat is pretty soft outside and nicely soft inside. So even if your dentition is not better then opossum’s one (find it for yourself in Google, if you want), you shouldn’t have any problem with biting into and chewing this bar. It’s just slightly chewy and barely sticks to your teeth. Not bad. How about the taste of it?

This is one of the best, if not the best, mass production rocky road bar out there! With an excellent taste!


And it’s also packed with proteins. Win-win-win! There’s ‘milk chocolate flavour coating’ (ugh!), along with soya protein nuggets, caramel and, of course, marshmallows. The combination of only these couple of ingredients is just perfect! They are nicely noticeable, rich in taste, highly palatable, nicely sweet (but not too sweet!) and highly satisfying. It’s definitely a delightful and enjoyable sweet treat.

Do we want another serving after the first one? Why not another two of them?! Of course, we want!

As you may assume, that combination of taste most likely has its price when it comes to macros and ingredients. And you’re right. A 62g bar delivers 228 kcal, 8.7g of fat, 16.7 carbs (of which only 2.9g of sugar) and 20g of protein. It’s not that bad. However, the ingredients list seems to be as long as a rocket user guide. Or similar. There’s everything you could imagine. And a bit more. Therefore, we rated it for only 2.5/10 pts that means ‘bad’. And it’s like that.

Can it be a sustainable protein bar on the go? No way! But it definitely can be a delicious one when you’re in a rush.

This rocky road bar ROCKS!


Hey, Bulk Powder. You do know how to make protein bars! Ignoring the ingredients list (why is it always poor, by the way?), the rest is just excellent in this bar! It’s tasty, easy to eat and highly palatable, extremely satisfying. This is what a real, delicious and enjoyable protein bar should be like. Well done, guys!

Will we ever go back to this protein bar? Although its ingredients list is really poor… we can’t resist it! OMG! And most likely we’re going to stock this bar up! Not only for the rainy day. Because sometimes the taste, that taste is much more important than any ingredients. Pff!

  • Smell 7
    7/10
  • Outer firmness 7
    7/10
  • Inner firmness 7.5
    7.5/10
  • Taste 9
    9/10
  • Moistness 8
    8/10
  • Nutrients 7
    7/10
  • Ingredients 2.5
    2.5/10
  • After the last bite 9
    9/10

OUR RATE: VERY GOOD

Hey, Bulk Powder. You do know how to make protein bars! Ignoring the ingredients list (why is it always poor, by the way?), the rest is just excellent in this bar! It’s tasty, easy to eat and highly palatable, extremely satisfying. This is what a real, delicious and enjoyable protein bar should be like. Well done, guys!

Overall
7.1/10
7.1/10
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Pros

It’s absolutely delicious and highly palatable!

Comfortable to eat

Cons

OMG! That ingredients list…

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